Best Conversation of the Weekend:

Driving home from Grandparents.

Me: Y'know, randomly, when you know you're gonna die, the question you really gotta ask yourself is: Do you want to come back for the zombie apocalypse?

Long silence.

Dad: Yeah. Then I could find the priests who lied to me about heaven and hell, and tell them there is no after life.

Me: -holds arms out like a zombie.- You mean tell them "Moooaaaarrghhhhle."? What about you?

Mom: Yes. I mean, you couldn't die again.

Me: Well, you can. -pauses.- It really depends on how good they are with a shotgun.

Truestory.