Best Conversation of the Weekend:
Jun. 20th, 2010 06:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kooriiDriving home from Grandparents.
Me: Y'know, randomly, when you know you're gonna die, the question you really gotta ask yourself is: Do you want to come back for the zombie apocalypse?
Long silence.
Dad: Yeah. Then I could find the priests who lied to me about heaven and hell, and tell them there is no after life.
Me: -holds arms out like a zombie.- You mean tell them "Moooaaaarrghhhhle."? What about you?
Mom: Yes. I mean, you couldn't die again.
Me: Well, you can. -pauses.- It really depends on how good they are with a shotgun.
Truestory.
Me: Y'know, randomly, when you know you're gonna die, the question you really gotta ask yourself is: Do you want to come back for the zombie apocalypse?
Long silence.
Dad: Yeah. Then I could find the priests who lied to me about heaven and hell, and tell them there is no after life.
Me: -holds arms out like a zombie.- You mean tell them "Moooaaaarrghhhhle."? What about you?
Mom: Yes. I mean, you couldn't die again.
Me: Well, you can. -pauses.- It really depends on how good they are with a shotgun.
Truestory.
