The Storyteller's Stage

whm_koorii (10:20:55 AM): "Cloud Strife just got his first job as a bagger for -insert grocery store name here-, and now he has to contend with all around employee of the month, ten years running, The Perfect Manager: SEPHIROTH."
whm_koorii (10:25:55 AM): Will love blossom on aisle three?!
whm_koorii (10:26:21 AM): Cloud gets taken under the wing of favorite cashier Zack Fair.
whm_koorii (10:27:15 AM): Aerith, head of the gardening section.
whm_koorii (10:30:21 AM): "Tseng from corporate is coming to check up on us. You had best all have everything perfect and prstine."

I have some of the weirdest ideas...and yet I think I should write this one day. It'd be ridiculous and hilarious.