The Seduction of Kudou - 97-100
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kooriiFandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito
Pairing: KaiShin
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Genre: Humor/Romance
Hakuba had for whatever reason decided to walk with him a ways. He didn't really mind the company, even if Hakuba was being quieter than usual. He seemed to be trying to wrap his brain around what Kaito had said still, which amused him to no end.
Finally, Hakuba paused and asked, “How did Kudou figure you out?”
Kaito shrugged carelessly. “I never asked, but I do know that the way he told me was amusing.”
“And, how was that?”
He slanted a glance at Hakuba's profile, then smirked. Shaking back his sleeve a bit, Kaito held up his wrist to display the bracelet he was wearing: It was made out of lime green ducted tape. “He gave me a few rolls of this stuff for my birthday, then a few hints. I've got bright orange, and pink too.”
“Oh dear lord.”
Ignoring Hakuba, Kaito continued on his merry way, an evil grin on his face.
Kaito found Shinichi waiting for him, exactly where he'd been told he would be. Haibara was standing next him, looking small and impatient. Shinichi himself appeared to be enthralled with a small plastic puzzle game of sorts. Smothering a grin, Kaito sidled over. “How many have you found and solved so far?”
“Five, I think.”
“Still plenty left then.”
“I'm not surprised.”
Haibara snorted softly. “Leave it up to a thief to give a detective a jacket laced with puzzles.”
“He likes it, doesn't he?” Kaito replied drolly.
“Can we go now? As I recall the two of you owe me something.”
Shinichi sighed heavily and stood up, “Of course, Satan spawn.”
“I don't know why you think that insults me.”
Kaito had a feeling that this was going to be amusing, if listening to these two sniping at each other were any indication.
“At least I measure more than four feet tall now. Ow! Did you just kick my shin?!”
“You shouldn't taunt short people,” Haibara deadpanned in reply.
“She's got you there, Princess,” Kaito said breezily as he wandered by Shinichi who was nursing a sore leg. “And I ought to know.”
He'd been right, this was amusing as hell.
Kaito was pretty sure he hadn't seen anything more hysterical than watching Shinichi get bossed around by a tiny little girl.
“I want this.”
“Why do you even need that?”
“Pain and suffering charge.”
“Pain and... What?!”
“Your beau is annoying. Buy it for me.”
He could even put up with being called annoying if he got to watch Haibara direct Shinichi to carry her bags. At least, he could until he was recruited too. Then he just hoped the day would end soon.
Kaito had never thought such a small girl could buy so much, though he figured she was just doing it out of spite. The look of long suffering on Shinichi's face made Kaito figure he knew it too.
Things had been quiet, peaceful even, since Snake had gone down. He should have been happy about this, and he was in a way, but mostly... Kaito was bored.
As was his usual, he was at Shinichi's home, intent on bugging the only person who seemed to be able to amuse him anymore. He hadn't touched his Kid stuff since that night, was sure that it was the end of Kid. He'd gone out with a bang, disappeared just as his mysterious persona demanded.
Kaito could admit he missed it a great deal.
“ShinichiShinichiShinichi.”
Shinichi turned another page.
“ShinichiShinichiShinichi~”
His fingers tightened on his book.
“Princessssss.”
“Kaito,” Shinichi grated out. “If you don't shut up, I'm going to murder you in the face.”
“But I'm so bored,” he whined, making sure it was his best 'fix this! Pay attention to me!' whine.
Shinichi seemed about to snap at him, then paused. “You know,” he said slowly. “Just because there's a logical reason Pandora shouldn't exist, doesn't mean that it doesn't. And, really, it wouldn't do for that to fall into the wrong hands, would it?”
It took a few seconds for what Shinichi meant to click, then Kaito lunged, and tackled him into the couch. “And that,” he crowed. “Is why I adore you.”
Then he kissed him until he couldn't think straight, and beyond.
It seemed Kaito had an answer to his question about whether or not he could live a normal life. Kaito really wasn't made for normal anything, and that was just fine for the both of them.
Besides, it would get him out of Shinichi's hair while he plotted and planned, and, secretly, Kaito was pretty sure Shinichi had been getting bored too.
After all, what was left to do after you'd seduced the one you wanted, except to continue the best game of your lives?
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Pairing: KaiShin
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Genre: Humor/Romance
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Hakuba had for whatever reason decided to walk with him a ways. He didn't really mind the company, even if Hakuba was being quieter than usual. He seemed to be trying to wrap his brain around what Kaito had said still, which amused him to no end.
Finally, Hakuba paused and asked, “How did Kudou figure you out?”
Kaito shrugged carelessly. “I never asked, but I do know that the way he told me was amusing.”
“And, how was that?”
He slanted a glance at Hakuba's profile, then smirked. Shaking back his sleeve a bit, Kaito held up his wrist to display the bracelet he was wearing: It was made out of lime green ducted tape. “He gave me a few rolls of this stuff for my birthday, then a few hints. I've got bright orange, and pink too.”
“Oh dear lord.”
Ignoring Hakuba, Kaito continued on his merry way, an evil grin on his face.
Measure
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words: 153
Kaito found Shinichi waiting for him, exactly where he'd been told he would be. Haibara was standing next him, looking small and impatient. Shinichi himself appeared to be enthralled with a small plastic puzzle game of sorts. Smothering a grin, Kaito sidled over. “How many have you found and solved so far?”
“Five, I think.”
“Still plenty left then.”
“I'm not surprised.”
Haibara snorted softly. “Leave it up to a thief to give a detective a jacket laced with puzzles.”
“He likes it, doesn't he?” Kaito replied drolly.
“Can we go now? As I recall the two of you owe me something.”
Shinichi sighed heavily and stood up, “Of course, Satan spawn.”
“I don't know why you think that insults me.”
Kaito had a feeling that this was going to be amusing, if listening to these two sniping at each other were any indication.
“At least I measure more than four feet tall now. Ow! Did you just kick my shin?!”
“You shouldn't taunt short people,” Haibara deadpanned in reply.
“She's got you there, Princess,” Kaito said breezily as he wandered by Shinichi who was nursing a sore leg. “And I ought to know.”
Direct
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words: 135
He'd been right, this was amusing as hell.
Kaito was pretty sure he hadn't seen anything more hysterical than watching Shinichi get bossed around by a tiny little girl.
“I want this.”
“Why do you even need that?”
“Pain and suffering charge.”
“Pain and... What?!”
“Your beau is annoying. Buy it for me.”
He could even put up with being called annoying if he got to watch Haibara direct Shinichi to carry her bags. At least, he could until he was recruited too. Then he just hoped the day would end soon.
Kaito had never thought such a small girl could buy so much, though he figured she was just doing it out of spite. The look of long suffering on Shinichi's face made Kaito figure he knew it too.
Adore
words: 324
words: 324
Things had been quiet, peaceful even, since Snake had gone down. He should have been happy about this, and he was in a way, but mostly... Kaito was bored.
As was his usual, he was at Shinichi's home, intent on bugging the only person who seemed to be able to amuse him anymore. He hadn't touched his Kid stuff since that night, was sure that it was the end of Kid. He'd gone out with a bang, disappeared just as his mysterious persona demanded.
Kaito could admit he missed it a great deal.
“ShinichiShinichiShinichi.”
Shinichi turned another page.
“ShinichiShinichiShinichi~”
His fingers tightened on his book.
“Princessssss.”
“Kaito,” Shinichi grated out. “If you don't shut up, I'm going to murder you in the face.”
“But I'm so bored,” he whined, making sure it was his best 'fix this! Pay attention to me!' whine.
Shinichi seemed about to snap at him, then paused. “You know,” he said slowly. “Just because there's a logical reason Pandora shouldn't exist, doesn't mean that it doesn't. And, really, it wouldn't do for that to fall into the wrong hands, would it?”
It took a few seconds for what Shinichi meant to click, then Kaito lunged, and tackled him into the couch. “And that,” he crowed. “Is why I adore you.”
Then he kissed him until he couldn't think straight, and beyond.
It seemed Kaito had an answer to his question about whether or not he could live a normal life. Kaito really wasn't made for normal anything, and that was just fine for the both of them.
Besides, it would get him out of Shinichi's hair while he plotted and planned, and, secretly, Kaito was pretty sure Shinichi had been getting bored too.
After all, what was left to do after you'd seduced the one you wanted, except to continue the best game of your lives?
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Date: 2010-01-16 05:15 pm (UTC)Also: bright orange duct tape? I'm jealous. I've only got pink, blue, black and green. I wouldn't mind some lime green either, regular green is essential for rose making but not nearly as fun.
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Date: 2010-01-16 07:55 pm (UTC)complete...
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Date: 2010-01-16 10:06 pm (UTC)EXACTLY!!! :D Wonderful ending! I ♥ it so very much! :3 The gifts they gave each other were brilliant, because who wouldn't love a coat that you can find puzzles in! (And duct tape doesn't need a reason, different colored duct tape even more so.) Also, that conversation ... -looks both ways- never happened, got it? XD 'You heard that I was the one who encouraged him to resume his hunt/thieving ways? Never! -shifty-' lol
Now on to the next (never ending) project? XD
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Date: 2010-01-16 10:09 pm (UTC)Right now I am beginning to edit a very long piece of writing. -goes and dies in a corner.- x__x
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Date: 2010-01-16 11:01 pm (UTC)-Gasps- Oh no! -Uses phoenix down- Revive! :< You must live! I like you too much to let editing to kill you! :C