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Fandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito
Pairing: Eventual ConanKid
Rating: K
Warnings: None
Genre: Humor
Words: 284



“You could at least show a little gratitude, Tantei-kun!”

“Gratitude? For what? The fact that you're stalking me?”

“...Why do you always come back to that? Is it because you want me to stalk you?”

“What?! No! Don't say stupid things like that!”

“Well, I can't help but wonder... Maybe you're stalking me. You do seem to have this fixation on me...come to think of it more than one of you detectives do.”

“Idiot. Go jump off a bridge. I hope your hang glider fails.”

“So mean! And here I just went out of my way to help you!”

“I didn't ask for your help.”

“Ah, but you did agree to it!”

“Like it would make a difference.”

“Tantei-kun, I'm hurt. I was just looking out for you!”

“Like I need you to do that!”

“What would you have done without me? Surely you would have had trouble had I not been here to interfere!”

“I'd have figured something out!”

“I'm sure you would have–” Kid paused. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Are you done now?” Conan asked, his tone bubbling with underlying humor as he smiled up at the thief. Really, there was something vaguely hysterical about watching Kaitou Kid carry on a conversation with himself by imitating another person's voice as necessary.

Maybe Conan shouldn't have commented that Kid really would have been better off staying out of this for his own sake once Vermouth had taken her leave. In his defense, he hadn't expected it to send the thief into such a weird rant.

“Yes, I think so.” Kid mused.

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