Date: 2010-11-04 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ceirwy.livejournal.com
Cliche I rather enjoy mocking:

OH NO SOMEONE IS ON THEIR DEATH BED DUE TO [insert tragic accident here]! NO WORRIES MY LOVE WILL CURE YOU AND YOU WILL LOVE ME AFTER TOO!
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