The Seduction of Kudou - 52-54
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kooriiFandom: Detective Conan/Magic Kaito
Pairing: Onesided ShinichiKid & Onesided KaiShin
Rating: K+
Warnings: Excessive Silliness via Kid.
Genre: Humor
Kaito pouted from his hidden position where he was watching the usual pre-heist scramble. Honestly, this was just not fair! He had tried, very hard, to make sure the only detective here would be Shinichi. He'd been hoping for a nice one on one with the detective. In fact, he had even gone so far as to set a trap for Hakuba and hidden all of his cloths and other such necessities. He'd had it coming after that sneaky little thing he'd pulled awhile ago, anyway.
But, there he was, Hakuba, ruffled and looking a bit grumpy, but there. He was standing next to Shinichi, in fact, who was waiting with Hattori Heiji of all people, for Nakamori to stop putting up a fuss at them.
Though, he was really surprised to see that Mouri Ran had tagged along, and with her was her another deceivingly petite girl he didn't know, but had heard her addressed as Toyama Kazuha. She was, apparently, the Osakan detective's friend.
Kaito was, frankly, just glad that Aoko wasn't there. That was the last thing he needed right now.
“When is the heist set to begin?” Nakamori bellowed angrily. It seemed like the dear old Keibu was getting annoyed with being ignored by the detectives. There appeared to be a lot of arguing going on down there, actually. Kaito was impressed to notice, that Heiji seemed to be carrying on three arguments at once.
“Uh, anytime sir!”
While Nakamori started swearing, Kaito grinned.
Tossing the heist target in the air, a glimmering spec that flashed as it arc forward, Kaito reached out and used Hakuba's shoulder to vault over his head as the Half-Brit and Osakan detectives attempted to pin him down.
Kaito's eyes widened comically within the confines of his hat brim's shadow when he realized he was falling directly toward a waiting Kudou Shinichi. Twisting he brought his feet forward, grinned as Shinichi's own eyes widened, and, as he ducked, used the detective's back to propel himself forward to catch the gem. Behind him, he heard the other two detective's go down when Shinichi crashed into their legs with a yelp.
“Damn it, Hakuba!” Hattori swore. “If y'hadn't gone for him at the same time as me we mighta got him!”
“You can not possibly blame this on me. It's your own fault that–“
“While the two of you flirt,” Kid drawled pointedly. “I'm going to take this jewel and go.”
Hattori made a vehement round of denials, and Kid had to keep from preening when Hakuba facepalmed. That was a definite point for him!
“Kudou!” Hattori yelled. “Tell him I'm not flirtin' with with... with him.”
“I don't know,” Shinichi said blithely as he pulled himself up. There was a spiteful sort of gleam in his eyes, and Kid couldn't help but wonder what Hattori Heiji had done to deserve his friends ire. “I always thought arguing was your way of flirting.”
“Kudou!” Hattori howled. “That's aidin' and abettin' a wanted criminal!”
Cackling gleefully, Kid bounced out of the way as a pair of task force officers tried to ambush him. Oh, he hoped Shinichi never changed.
There was something wonderfully fun about making the task force chase him around the room in classic capture the bandit style. They hadn't done this in forever and Kaito was taking great glee in setting off traps and things to knock them out of the running.
Dropping a sudden smoke bomb he popped up in the midst of them, chasing along with them until they burst through the smoke cloud and realized that, no, he wasn't there.
“Lose something?” he asked cheerfully.
As all of them turned on him and attacked, Kaito jumped out of the way, using their helmets as stepping stones before taking a flying leap off the last and tackling Nakamori. Grinning into the Keibu's shocked face, Kaito used his momentum to swing around the man like he was trapped in some chaotic maelstrom, then bounced away.
All of this, had, of course, happened in only a few short moments. While Nakamori bellowed in rage his shout was cut out by an annoyed feminine snarled, “No way! I didn't let Kudou have him, there's no way I'm lettin' some foreign ahou have him either!”
“Kazuha!” Hattori's oddly high pitched yelp of surprise was possibly hysterical, but Kaito had nearly tripped over the previous implication.
Bouncing onto the backs of a couple of on coming officers he ignored the crack of their helmets connecting below him, and shoved off, vaulting over toward the small group. Dropping down behind Hattori he grabbed the sputtering Osakan and set off a swirl of smoke and glitter that he'd been saving for Shinichi. But, well, this was a better use than revenge for the darting incident.
Even if there was no truth in the girl's words, well... Shinichi was his princess, damn it.
A/N: Just to clear up a few things here and preempt some comments:
No, there never was any HeiShin, Kazuha's comment is just a reference to something Sama always says: 'She never let that Kudou hussy have Heiji, why would she let Hakuba?' which I found rather hysterical, so I wanted to reference it. Also, I love HeiKazu.
No, there is not any HakuHei in this 'verse, and I doubt I'll ever write it. I'm not a big fan of 'everyone's gay' fics, it drives me nuts. 'Sides, the only boys I like Hakuba with are Shinichi and Kaito, whether together or separately. 8D
Anyway, they're just being teased for humors sake by Kid and Shinichi.
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Pairing: Onesided ShinichiKid & Onesided KaiShin
Rating: K+
Warnings: Excessive Silliness via Kid.
Genre: Humor
Petite
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words: 250
Kaito pouted from his hidden position where he was watching the usual pre-heist scramble. Honestly, this was just not fair! He had tried, very hard, to make sure the only detective here would be Shinichi. He'd been hoping for a nice one on one with the detective. In fact, he had even gone so far as to set a trap for Hakuba and hidden all of his cloths and other such necessities. He'd had it coming after that sneaky little thing he'd pulled awhile ago, anyway.
But, there he was, Hakuba, ruffled and looking a bit grumpy, but there. He was standing next to Shinichi, in fact, who was waiting with Hattori Heiji of all people, for Nakamori to stop putting up a fuss at them.
Though, he was really surprised to see that Mouri Ran had tagged along, and with her was her another deceivingly petite girl he didn't know, but had heard her addressed as Toyama Kazuha. She was, apparently, the Osakan detective's friend.
Kaito was, frankly, just glad that Aoko wasn't there. That was the last thing he needed right now.
“When is the heist set to begin?” Nakamori bellowed angrily. It seemed like the dear old Keibu was getting annoyed with being ignored by the detectives. There appeared to be a lot of arguing going on down there, actually. Kaito was impressed to notice, that Heiji seemed to be carrying on three arguments at once.
“Uh, anytime sir!”
While Nakamori started swearing, Kaito grinned.
Pin
words: 288
words: 288
Tossing the heist target in the air, a glimmering spec that flashed as it arc forward, Kaito reached out and used Hakuba's shoulder to vault over his head as the Half-Brit and Osakan detectives attempted to pin him down.
Kaito's eyes widened comically within the confines of his hat brim's shadow when he realized he was falling directly toward a waiting Kudou Shinichi. Twisting he brought his feet forward, grinned as Shinichi's own eyes widened, and, as he ducked, used the detective's back to propel himself forward to catch the gem. Behind him, he heard the other two detective's go down when Shinichi crashed into their legs with a yelp.
“Damn it, Hakuba!” Hattori swore. “If y'hadn't gone for him at the same time as me we mighta got him!”
“You can not possibly blame this on me. It's your own fault that–“
“While the two of you flirt,” Kid drawled pointedly. “I'm going to take this jewel and go.”
Hattori made a vehement round of denials, and Kid had to keep from preening when Hakuba facepalmed. That was a definite point for him!
“Kudou!” Hattori yelled. “Tell him I'm not flirtin' with with... with him.”
“I don't know,” Shinichi said blithely as he pulled himself up. There was a spiteful sort of gleam in his eyes, and Kid couldn't help but wonder what Hattori Heiji had done to deserve his friends ire. “I always thought arguing was your way of flirting.”
“Kudou!” Hattori howled. “That's aidin' and abettin' a wanted criminal!”
Cackling gleefully, Kid bounced out of the way as a pair of task force officers tried to ambush him. Oh, he hoped Shinichi never changed.
Maelstrom
words: 294
words: 294
There was something wonderfully fun about making the task force chase him around the room in classic capture the bandit style. They hadn't done this in forever and Kaito was taking great glee in setting off traps and things to knock them out of the running.
Dropping a sudden smoke bomb he popped up in the midst of them, chasing along with them until they burst through the smoke cloud and realized that, no, he wasn't there.
“Lose something?” he asked cheerfully.
As all of them turned on him and attacked, Kaito jumped out of the way, using their helmets as stepping stones before taking a flying leap off the last and tackling Nakamori. Grinning into the Keibu's shocked face, Kaito used his momentum to swing around the man like he was trapped in some chaotic maelstrom, then bounced away.
All of this, had, of course, happened in only a few short moments. While Nakamori bellowed in rage his shout was cut out by an annoyed feminine snarled, “No way! I didn't let Kudou have him, there's no way I'm lettin' some foreign ahou have him either!”
“Kazuha!” Hattori's oddly high pitched yelp of surprise was possibly hysterical, but Kaito had nearly tripped over the previous implication.
Bouncing onto the backs of a couple of on coming officers he ignored the crack of their helmets connecting below him, and shoved off, vaulting over toward the small group. Dropping down behind Hattori he grabbed the sputtering Osakan and set off a swirl of smoke and glitter that he'd been saving for Shinichi. But, well, this was a better use than revenge for the darting incident.
Even if there was no truth in the girl's words, well... Shinichi was his princess, damn it.
A/N: Just to clear up a few things here and preempt some comments:
No, there never was any HeiShin, Kazuha's comment is just a reference to something Sama always says: 'She never let that Kudou hussy have Heiji, why would she let Hakuba?' which I found rather hysterical, so I wanted to reference it. Also, I love HeiKazu.
No, there is not any HakuHei in this 'verse, and I doubt I'll ever write it. I'm not a big fan of 'everyone's gay' fics, it drives me nuts. 'Sides, the only boys I like Hakuba with are Shinichi and Kaito, whether together or separately. 8D
Anyway, they're just being teased for humors sake by Kid and Shinichi.
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